OmegaWolf1226

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

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Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2

Steve:
Let's be friends
Nat:
No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Fury:
Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
We're friends
Bucky:
*doesn't remember tragic backstory*
Steve:
*jumps off stuff*
Steve:
Let's be friends
Sam:
HELL YEAH
Steve:
*jumps off stuff with Sam*

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actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

I get called all of my siblings’ names, their spouses’ names, my dog’s and the cat’s. I have yet to be called by my fish’s name…

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