Amazingly, not The Onion:
“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
"Hey, dudes, just make sure the lady is consenting to sex with you. That means don’t have sex with drunk girls who clearly can’t consent to sex, or take advantage of ladies, or pressure people into having sex with you. Consensual sex is better sex."
"I don’t know. You’re really harping on my style and my sex life. My game and personality are so revolting I can’t have consensual sex."
One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.
Oh, yes, there we are. Easy mistake.
DW Confidential Rewatch: 4x06 Sins of the Fathers
The last bit just cracks me up massively